<Ironman> First, can you introduce yourself? Like.., your age, how many years you been playing uniball? Of course u can add something more if possible or remove if too personal?

<AT> well my name is Cynthia Chan

<AT> i'm 16 and my sweet 16 birthday sucked because iron didn't give me a present

<AT> i would like to lie and say I just started uniball because of course that's how i play but i've been playing for a embarrassing 4 years or so

<AT> and still get booted from passworded games w00pee!

<Ironman> How did you find out about uniball?

<AT> hmm

<AT> my brother was playing and I first I thought it was retarded

<AT> it seemed so simple and then I tried it and I was like wtf! So I started

<Ironman> What keeps you coming back to uniball, why doesn't the game just get old?

<AT> well mostly nice people keep me going

<AT> for awhile frog and zoinky kept me going because we always did 3vs3 hockey 

<AT> but after awhile I just enjoyed talking to people and making fun of them such as yourself Mr. Hacker (inside joke)

<Ironman> omg

<Ironman> speaking of names

<Ironman> There has been some misconceptions about your name and what it stands for, why did you choose the name AT?

<AT> hmm i could of course pretend that it always stood for Augmented Tits but if going back..my first name was FalconAT

<AT> and back then i had horrid connection as in even a longer name would lag me so i shortened to AT and i just stuck with it

<AT> but once in awhile i'm still known as a dumb bird

<Ironman> dumb bird lol how did you manage that nickname?

<AT> hmm that's a long story and i won't be like frog to elaborate

<AT> basically I was known as one of the original birds to start this game along with hawk, parakeet, etc and we started calling each other names

<AT> and i was stuck with dumb bird it's been so long i can't even remember what they were called

<Ironman> woot 10 points for AT for keeping it simple, unlike frog!

<Ironman> You said you have played for awhile what are some of the past squads you have been in?

<AT> oh man, you're asking a person that sucks what squad she's been in….nj

<AT> well..-AP- was the most fun squad criminal and guga taught me a lot, which i of course forgot

<Ironman> nj

<AT> Cheese was next and that was ok Condar and Cgstd taught me a lot as well

<AT> CG wasn't fun  and a lot of people left because well some people became asses

<AT> and JP..frog and zoinky well they speak for themselves

<AT> they're just awesome

<Ironman> yeah suckage ;)

<AT> haha

<Ironman> You are one of the few girls in our uniball community have you ever had to deal with any negativity or sexist comments, because you are a female gamer?

<AT> oh my the first time i posted my picture afterwards it was nonstop people asking me to cyber

<AT> for my aim, to be their internet girlfriend

<AT> heats actually warned me beforehand and he got mad cuz i put a picture that he was in too

<AT> it has happened so frequently I’ve actually stopped going on br a lot

<Ironman> with our community for some reason all that doesn’t surprise me :[

<AT> pfft i'm sure you being an administrator you have to deal with it everyday

<AT> OH MY GOD i have a typo! we're all going to die!

<Ironman> lol i have to format it anyway so it will look like you are a spelling B champ

<Ironman> If you could change one thing about uniball today what would it be?

<AT> you

<AT> HAHA JK

<AT> hm..one thing………truthfully?

<AT> nothing.. I actually would convince the admins to give me a laser

<AT> so i can shoot the people in games when they piss me off

<AT> now that'd be fun

<Ironman> omg that was my idea except only admins get it!

<AT> lies

<Ironman> If the uniball gods granted you powers to create a squad and you were able to force 3 players to join your squad who would you choose and why?

<AT> wtf….. UNIBALL GODS?

<Ironman> they do exist duh

<AT> man..3 people...

<AT> can i just say i don't want to be in a squad so this avoids your hard question?

<AT> ;x

<Ironman> nope answer!

<AT> OKAY OKAY

<AT> well i would choose you….why?

<AT> because you're a uniball god

<AT> duh

<Ironman> lol

<AT> hmm i wouldn't choose frog because he sucks

<Ironman> ha i love this

<AT> i would choose ck but he'll go kill himself the next day so then i would have to choose 2 people again

<Ironman> very nice answers

<AT> ok ya i got it the last 2

<AT> i would choose icup because that would piss you off and that's always fun

<AT> and the other person would be 3DWarlord

<AT> because it'd be perfect with iron being the fattest

<Ironman> more lies

<Ironman> What is your fondest memory dealing with uniball?

<AT> pfft ughh…….don't have one ;x

<AT> actually

<Ironman> everyone has one!

<AT> pssh i don't have one without having to think!

<AT> denial is such a simple answer!

<AT> ok well when i was in Cheese and CGstd was still playing

<AT> it was time to play in the UBPL and for some reason we didn't have a third 

<AT> and we were playing against *ss*we went in there 2vs3 and won

<Ironman> ! how embarrassing

<AT> other than that..well actually when you asked me what i would change..i would reverse time

<AT> i complained way too much back then..when everything was awesome

<AT> i mean..people were great and i didn't know Ironman.. *cough*

<Ironman> i was a different person :x thats for sure

<Ironman> Do you play any other games?

<AT> no i'm not a nerd like frog, I used to play ARC also started b/c of my brother

<AT> gunbound for a little bit until i realized dialup does not do well with that game

<AT> so i just stuck with uniball

<Ironman> excellent choice

<Ironman> Why do you think hockey is the most popular map?

<AT> that's easy fat people play and you can make fun of them

<Ironman> i wouldnt know cause I’m not fat!

<AT> wow… denial

<Ironman> What are the key skills a player must possessed in order to be labeled a top player?

<AT> well denial of their fatness

<Ironman> of cource, but besides that

<AT> hmm well it depends to me i see great players like pomm (uh oh) or icup

<AT> and yes..icup is great and all

<AT> but their attitude doesn't make them a top player

<Ironman> my two arch nemesis!

<AT> haha whoops

<AT> in order to be a top player i believe you first have to have a great attitude and i think that person would be Bandit

<AT> (though he's recently changed)

<AT> you don't count because you pass too much

<Ironman> shhh don’t tell my secrets

<Ironman> Do you think you are playing at your full potential or do you see some more room for improvement?

<AT> in every game I get really mad because the way i'm playing now

<AT> I would not have played in the UBPL with CGstd and won a 2vs3

<AT> i'm not playing to my full potential and the only thing i need to improve is my mind

<AT> i go into every game thinking and telling myself that I’ll suck, I do the best when i don't think

<AT> which happens once out of a million you're just on crack and think I’m decent

<Ironman> well your half right

<AT> you saw yourself if you were in my shoes, no one passes to me

<Ironman> actually yes and when you play good they still talk crap

<AT> OH MY GOD IRON IS A DRUGGIE

<AT> i knew it!

<Ironman> What are some things players do in game that makes you want to want to slap them in the face?

<AT> hm that's an interesting question

<AT> well first iron though i'm a girl, i punch not slap

<AT> nj

<Ironman> punch slap whatever it still hurts

<AT> and second it's just..well how do i put this i want to punch pompous bastards

<AT> that's it..it's just they go in there going oh yay I’m so good look at me bounce at this wall

<AT> and you know you can stop them your grav just won't take it

<AT> but no one has pissed me off so much that i want to kill them but i would slap you just for the fun of it

<AT> and write a letter..to you know who

<Ironman> ahhh lets quickly jump to the next question!

<AT> yes yes

<AT> my bra size is..

<AT> jk!

<Ironman> omg AT

<Ironman> Why do always seem to play uniball on the team color red?

<AT> WTF I'M GOING TO IGNORE THE "SEEM TO"

<AT> I PLAY BLUE WITH SHADES!

<AT> ok ok well of all...blue is not my color

<AT> shut up iron and when you're red you look at that big A next to the uniball gods and that's how you feel

<AT> no seriously simply being..the long shots

<AT> when you go up after the face off zone and there's a shot you make when you're behind one of the two blocks near the goalie

<AT> i know exactly where the goal is and i can make that shot

<Ironman> o ic

<AT> but on blue oh my………airball

<AT> like ironman

<Ironman> i always have to sneeze when i miss ;]

<Ironman> What other hobbies do you have besides uniball?

<AT> masturbating

<AT> no no um

<AT> playing piano as you witnessed yourself

<AT> i love to go jogging and hiking with my siberian husky and the dog you think I mutilated

<AT> still can't convince frog to get that picture on there

<AT> but mostly..i've been going on gamecomm and talking to Mr. Hacker

<Ironman> not sure who that is

<AT> oh i'm sorry WILLY

<Ironman> you sure mention WILLY a lot!

<AT> no i don't have a crush on Willy

<AT> William i meant you pfft

<Ironman> arg hoping u would leave that out

<AT> you know formatting is awesome

<AT> BUT WE'RE KEEPING THAT IN

<Ironman> When you retire from uniball what do you want to be remembered as?

<AT> the best uniball girl and someone who can make fun of Ironman the most

<AT> ironman is stalling

<AT> mwhahah

<AT> uh oh..the boss has caught him slacking off at work $$

<AT> *1 hour later* it has officially been as long as frog's interview SWEET

<Ironman> AT is talking crazy talk...she must be crazy!

<Ironman> Ok we are near the end of the interview one more question left , before that do you have any final words you'd like to share?

<AT> um yes i do PACERS SUCK

<AT> and i'm ready for my random question as long as it's not stupid

<Ironman> I will erase that pacers suck part well i had one semi serious other just a ponder

<AT> you took one full minute to write something and it's not even the question!

<Ironman> Ok for your last question if you had the chance to live anywhere in the world (money not an issue) where would you go?  and why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?

<AT> whoah n lag

<Ironman> your mind tricks dont work on me

<AT> no seriously! ok anywhere in the world

<AT> first I would take a detour trip and talk to your wife and get you in trouble and then i would go to Hawaii

<AT> and for your IDIOTIC question

<AT> we pick 50 for miss America because first of all they are prettier than old guys

<AT> and society is shallow and always sees appearances more than who can govern our country better

<AT> just like if you were in California and you took a survey more people would be able to tell you what's a brand in fashion than what is the 5th amendment

<AT> because people just don't care and now my question to you is why type out two but not 50

<Ironman> two is just two more keys 50 is like 3 extra keys so not saving much time

<Ironman> ok well that concludes the interview, thank you for your time AT was fun :D

<AT> NO WAIT

<AT> I HAVE TO CONCLUDE SOMETHING

<Ironman> o my

<Ironman> me runs

<AT> THOSE 3 EXTRA WORDS IS COMPLETE PROOF

<AT> THAT YOU'RE COMPLETELY FAT AND LAZY

<AT> pacers suck!!!!

<Ironman> thank you for your kind words :D

<AT> YOU COULD HAVE MADE FUN OF ME

<AT> AND SAID IT'S 3 LETTERS

<AT> NOT WORDS

<AT> GOD I GAVE THAT TO YOU

<AT> man you really do suck

<Ironman> or really nice :x

<Ironman> :D

<AT> SO MODEST

<Ironman> <end interview>

*I’ve decided to add this little part in*

<Ironman> woot nj

<Ironman> :D

<AT> oh ok

<AT> PACERS ROCK

<AT> hahahh I win

<Ironman> omg :|

<Ironman> so cruel

<AT> yes yes I know

Looks like I win AT!!! owned