I like orange juice. Yes, it tastes very good. It's full of Vitamin C and helps prevent cancer. Although, if you drink too much, it may give you too much acid in your stomach, the good far outweighs the bad. If it were up to me, I would make orange juice the standard for making all drinks. Aside from the acid-in-your-stomach flaw, orange juice is damn near perfect in all aspects. It's a mystery to me still why orange ranchers aren't billionaires yet.
You all are probably wondering why I just wrote a rant about orange juice. Well, I'm sure you actually don't care. That's ok, neither do I. I figure, if people can write about the shit they have up now, and no one cares about it, why can't i put up something no one cares about. So I've decided to write my rants about all the other rants.
No one cares if you think Miniball sucks. Everyone plays it, if you don't like it, don't play it, shut up and go play some Dodgeball or something.
I have my own newbie squad. A squad made by a newbie, for newbies. I don't plan to be the best, in fact i plan to be the worst. The squad "N00B" is meant for people to practice together, learn a little bit about the game, teamwork, and to feel like a part of a team, to be important. I have my purposes. Once again, if you don't like it, go play dodgeball.
Xpong may have been a good game, I don't know, I never played it, but asking for your own hard drive to bring it back is just damn near insane. I had lost important emails. Sure, I could have unplugged my C drive and had a chit chat with it for a few hours, but it will never bring my email back. (My hard drive is female, maybe ours can hook up).
I have to agree in saying that pressing Alt+F4 in the middle of the game is quite annoying. I work at Earthlink as a telephone technical support representative. I work with people all day who are inexperienced with computers. I've had an understanding in realizing that everyone is good at something, and its not always computers. And yes, people who ruin the game do suck. Although, hitting Alt+f4 in the middle of the game is pretty fucking stupid and amusing sometimes
I really doubt any newbie squad, including my own will beat any squad out there. The post written about it was alright, but the guy's name is pretty fuckin stupid.
And who cares what symbols people use. If it were up to me, I'd put a <^> {';'} <^> symbol under my name and follow all you whiners every game you played in. And uhm, who the fuck would want a dollar symbol in their name.
I agree, newbies do suck... and newbies who make "EXPURTS ONLEE NO NOOBS" are pretty fucking retarded. Phear is pretty good, *insert Phear member here* always kicks my ass, damn them. You guys are cool, have a cookie.
You got a problem with my newb squad? I'm a newb, and i run a newb squad. I'll rip your eyes out and shove shitballs in your socket. You got beef with me and my squad then go press alt+f4 (haehahe i am kool now cuz i made you do a stupid).
Jesus Phucking Christ, theres too many maps as is. They should take all the maps down cept for Miniball and that one dodgeball map, its cool when you're bored (found some funny shit you can do in there, i'll tell ya later if you ask me nice) and don't feel like gettin whooped in miniball anymore. Anyways, if you don't like how your maps aren't playable online, don't make em.
And if -=E=- (is that a player or a squad name) really did that, they're madgay. I think you're right and if people would have drank orange juice, they wouldn't have lagged. And if people are gonna be skank bitches like that, then don't play. You know better than that, or are you a dumbass too?
As for that whole map rejectio thing, either that rant didn't make any sense, or people are really that dense. If I get this right, people submit maps, you put them online and then people bitch because they don't want it publicized? And what makes a good map anyways, personally, all maps suck unless titled "Miniball"...(Editors note: you are one big dumbass :)
So in conclusion, some people are cool, some people aren't, this is my rant, and if you don't like orange juice then you suck and you probably don't like my rant, so blow me. Oh, and I want my fucking slushee. Send hatemail to 127.0.0.1 and press alt+f4 if you really hate my rant and/or me.
Super_Newbie "If jimmy cracks corn, and nobody cares, why's he keep fucking doing it"
Drink orange juice and prosper.
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