I'm a moron that's so short-sighted, I can't see past my own dick, but I can almost see past my nose. I enjoy making messageboard posts that are one big block of text with no puncuation and contain no semblance of an understanding of the English language. When I make posts (and I make a lot), I liberally apply words like "fuck" and "shit" and "you suck" to spice up my arguments, because I lack any trace of wit or intellect. I will flame you if you disagree with my opinion, because people that disagree with me are either wrong, or they just suck. Usually both.
If you say something negative concerning me, I will insult you after EVERY SINGLE MESSAGE you ever post on the Uniball messageboard, so watch out. If you ban me, I will cry "abuse" like I've been molested and will say how full of shit everyone is on BRChat. Finally, if you don't pass the ball to me, I will call you a lamer until the day you die.
Love,
SpoonmaN
P.S: You suck.
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