Well, since most of the current rants just contain a bunch of stupid shit I
thought I'd add to it, thus I am writing this rant. In this rant I will
prelude what I have come by to know as the top 5 most common ways to fuck up
(examples given). Without furthar notice here they are in no particular
order since I'm to damn lazy to organize them, nuff said. Oh and yes, I do
have way to much time on my hands.
5.Maneuver Fuck Up
This is when you try to get past the defense by maneuvering with the ball
and you get slammed by a member of the opposing team and lose the ball, this
usually gets an nt from your team mates and the occasional insult.
Example:
Your team has the ball and the ball as passed to you at the center point of
the miniball map, their are two defenders in front of you and you do a litte
reverse circle maneuver to try and get by them but one of them spots this
and SLAMS into you, recovers the ball and passes it down to a team mate who
then scores the ball.
4.Pass Fuck Up
This is when you have the ball and you try to pass it to one of your team
mates but the ball either gets intercepted or misses your team mate
completely thus usually giving possession of the ball over to the opposing
team; this usually gets you an nt or an occasional insult from your team
mates.
Example:
You intercept the ball from the opposing team near their goal and you
maneuver past them but two more defenders are in your way so you try to make
a wide pass to one of your team members whom are near the goal only to be
foiled by a blue member popping in front of the ball and intercepting it.
3.Juke Fuck Up
This is when you have the ball and in order to get past a couple defenders
you shoot the ball towards the wall and shoot past the defenders to try and
get the ball again only to completely miss or be bumped out of the way of
the ball and the opposing team gets the ball, this will usually get you a
PASS THE BALL or occasionally an nt.
Example:
You intercept the ball near the goal and rush towards the other goal on the
miniball map, two defenders are in front of you and you shoot the ball
towards the top wall in the narrow section, the ball bounces off and comes
back but before you can get it you are bumped out of the way and the
opposing team gets it and shoots a quick goal.
2.Shot Fuck Up
This is when you have an open shot and when your not paying attention or you
slip up and you completely miss the goal, this usually gets you a omg or a
..... and the occasional nt.
Example:
You get a nice pass sent from the other side of the map on the miniball map
and are right next to the goal with a wide open shot, you shoot the ball and
it isn't angled enough so it bounces off of the goalie.
1.BallHog Fuck Up
This is when you hog the ball and instead of passing you try to maneuver and
juke your way down the map, than you get bumped somehow and the other team
gains possession of the ball usually getting you a PASS THE BALL or an omg.
Example:
You get the ball off of a missed shot and begin to make your ascent across
the map, their are a couple defenders in front of you which you successfully
juke around and one more defender is in front of you, as you try to maneuver
around him a defender sneaks behind you and bumps you as the other team
gains possession of the ball.
Those are the top 5 ways to fuck up, if you disagree or wish to argue on any
of them please e-mail the president, maybe he'll give a shit. Also about any
spelling or grammar errors, Im not a genius so I dont give a rats ass about
that either. I hope these can be helpful to you and try not to do them even
though everyone does at one point or another, I usually do all five in every
game which gets people pissed at me.
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